I seriously am not allowed to have such a mirror. Because if I did, I would NEVER leave it. I have a ridiculous plucking obsession, which is much needed I might add. I shall send you to a link of one of my finer posts on this very topic. You may get a chuckle or two out of it. But, as for you, you go with your bad self and your lighted mirror.
Ladies, ladies, ladies. You MUST both be under 40. Because I'm telling ya, the chin hairs alone could give me entrance to a zoo. They must be maintained...as in unfurled to about 3 ft. long then immediately removed.
I was in close proximity to a simply lovely older woman the other day. Very coifed. Very refined. Very unaware of the fact that she had some wayward pubic hairs that had found nutrient rich soil in her chin and takem root. Bless her heart. When I die, first person who finds me better be equipped with tweezers. Or douse me in lighter fluid and set me aflame.
Oh my daaling! How absolutely right you are in saying that it is a "mature" woman's best friend. I too purchased one of these wonderful devices a few years ago for an exorbitant amount of money. But aren't they so well worth the money! How else would I see not only every unwanted hair, but also every spider vein and enlarge pore in my spotty grey face!!
PS -- I love your confession to the monkey noises!
Those mirror scare me. That's not my face, right? But I don't want to be like my mom who needed someone to 'treat' her to a waxing before my wedding. (It was really quite necessary, since she's not a tweezing person, but attempted bleaching. Not recommended.) I know the facial hair will come. God forbid I don't find it first!
OMGeorge, I completely cackled and sounded like a hoarse witch. (still having troubles with the voice from our evil cold bug) Yeah, I'm scared of those mirrors, too, because I went from "I have NO pimples" to seeing myself in fluorescent lighting one day and I nearly died. So, yes, I would never leave the bathroom due to impacted pores. And I do NOT even want to know about my eyebrows.
(Now I'm going to have to get one. You're evil, Lisa.)
I've laughed my head off at ya'lls comments! I'm so glad I've inspired many to come out of denial into the horrors what of they will face one day. And yes, the mirror IS expensive, so if you're in your thirties start saving now...If you're still in your twenties, can I caress your soft skin?
My husband just loves you, he said is that your friend, she's so funny, she just makes me laugh!! Now don't let this part go to your head darling, but he said: "She's Brilliant"..... :)
That whole deal with a woman having to pluck is just "WRONG" I tell ya!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! It's not like we don't have enough to deal with. Then have to wonder if we have a three inch hair hanging from our chin, that we missed because we can't SEE either. :)
If I get 100 followers I'm going to run naked through the streets of Rome, and post it on youtube. Or I'm going to do a little happy dance in my kitchen and make some fancy cupcakes. It's definitely one or the other. I'll let you know when IT happens.
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I seriously am not allowed to have such a mirror. Because if I did, I would NEVER leave it. I have a ridiculous plucking obsession, which is much needed I might add. I shall send you to a link of one of my finer posts on this very topic. You may get a chuckle or two out of it. But, as for you, you go with your bad self and your lighted mirror.
http://jereandallyson.blogspot.com/2009/01/single-hair.html
GAH! Why on EARTH would I want to MAGNIFY my face?! I don't mind my unibrow so much. Out of sight, out of mind, right? :)
Ladies, ladies, ladies. You MUST both be under 40. Because I'm telling ya, the chin hairs alone could give me entrance to a zoo. They must be maintained...as in unfurled to about 3 ft. long then immediately removed.
No clue what I've been missing without lighted 7x magnification between stops at the salon. I've got all sorts of tweezers however.
I was in close proximity to a simply lovely older woman the other day. Very coifed. Very refined. Very unaware of the fact that she had some wayward pubic hairs that had found nutrient rich soil in her chin and takem root. Bless her heart. When I die, first person who finds me better be equipped with tweezers. Or douse me in lighter fluid and set me aflame.
Oh my daaling! How absolutely right you are in saying that it is a "mature" woman's best friend. I too purchased one of these wonderful devices a few years ago for an exorbitant amount of money. But aren't they so well worth the money! How else would I see not only every unwanted hair, but also every spider vein and enlarge pore in my spotty grey face!!
PS -- I love your confession to the monkey noises!
Those mirror scare me. That's not my face, right? But I don't want to be like my mom who needed someone to 'treat' her to a waxing before my wedding. (It was really quite necessary, since she's not a tweezing person, but attempted bleaching. Not recommended.) I know the facial hair will come. God forbid I don't find it first!
OMGeorge, I completely cackled and sounded like a hoarse witch. (still having troubles with the voice from our evil cold bug) Yeah, I'm scared of those mirrors, too, because I went from "I have NO pimples" to seeing myself in fluorescent lighting one day and I nearly died. So, yes, I would never leave the bathroom due to impacted pores. And I do NOT even want to know about my eyebrows.
(Now I'm going to have to get one. You're evil, Lisa.)
I've laughed my head off at ya'lls comments! I'm so glad I've inspired many to come out of denial into the horrors what of they will face one day. And yes, the mirror IS expensive, so if you're in your thirties start saving now...If you're still in your twenties, can I caress your soft skin?
Lisa Darling,
My husband just loves you, he said is that your friend, she's so funny, she just makes me laugh!! Now don't let this part go to your head darling, but he said: "She's Brilliant"..... :)
That whole deal with a woman having to pluck is just "WRONG" I tell ya!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! It's not like we don't have enough to deal with. Then have to wonder if we have a three inch hair hanging from our chin, that we missed because we can't SEE either. :)
Love the post..
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