And so I give you my newest "piece de la resistance"
AKA: Pure Joy!
See this? This is my new 'Fall' purse which I just purchased at TJMaxx.
And this my friends, is my AS SEEN ON TV purse organizer. Purchased for a mere $4.99, it has not only changed my life, its saved me countless hours of worthless digging into the bottomless pit of darkness, known before this moment as, well, the bottom of every purse I've ever owned. Not only has this brought a song of joy to my heart, cashiers around the world have lifted their voices in unison to sing Hallelujah!
No longer do they have to wait while I dig for that dime, I just know I have one... feel around, feel around...exhausted, I come up for air and blow a small piece of lint off my index finger...feel around, feel around... Here it is! Wait, no that's a penny...
As a parting gift and because I thought you might be as nosy as I am, here's a closeup...if this isn't itimacy, I don't know what is...