While the picture below is about hate.
Pure unadulterated HATE. What unholy thing did this to me?? What could have possibly caused me to lose my mind and put my au natural middle aged face on national TV this blog, for everyone to see??
NORDIC TRACK!!!!
Spawn of Satan and Rosemary's baby all rolled into one enormous piece of hideous machinery!
You gettin' my drift? Yo, dat thing be evil.
I melted into a jillion tiny pieces of light, and saw my last brownie flash before my eyes.
And then I went and took a shower.
What do you mean, Is that really me?!