OR... It was nothing like that. She went to Europe for 3 months for college, but oh, how she missed me! She's my baby. I know these things. I can tell by the look on her face exactly what she's thinking. Like a mother knows and understands her newborn's cry, I know and understand her every expression.
Oh, Mother, they're making me wear a tight squeezy hard hat. And I miss you so. When can I come home?
Yes I do my love.
Halt. What's this?? A gorgeous desolate road in the hauntingly beautiful Irish countryside that I've never seen but my daughter has? Something seems wrong, terribly, terribly wrong. Would it annoy you if I threw in one more terribly? 'Cause I think it might make me feel better. Terribly, terribly, terribly wrong. Yes, that's what was missing.
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I'm sure Brooke just loved this! :)
She knows and accepts that her mother is delusiona. :) She hates me now. Just Kidding...she could never hate her loving, controlling, weird, psychotic, mother.
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