I have only two words for you today: 700 Calories
(In one measly little hour. I almost puked my guts up.)
Yes, I'm in bed now...
By the way, have you guys ever heard of 'Spark People'? Well, it's this totally free website that is AWESOME!!! You can track every single morsel of food that slides down your throat, and it will instantly let you know if you've sinned. It also lets you track how many calories you've burned. There are message boards, success stories, and all kind of tips to keep you motivated.
Face it, soon you'll be looking for me, wondering 'where in the world did she go?', and that's when I'll step out from behind the stop sign, the mailbox, or the tall lamp in my living room.
If I believe I'm going to end up as tiny as a toothpick, then FOR SURE I'll at least make it to 'she's as small as a volkswagen bug'... I prefer blue, if you have to picture it. Go ahead and make it a convertible.
Excuse me while I nibble on my lentil burger, all the while telling myself how it tastes just like beef...
Tomorrow we'll discuss how to get big muscles. Yes, I'm also in a class 3 nights a week called, "Body Pump".
I have noticed I seem to speaking in a strong Austrian accent these days...
GOOT-BUY FER NOW
Tuesday, November 23, 2010
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Never heard of Spark People then again as a constant sinner in recent years maybe I should check it out.
I've got 4 different sizes of clothes in the closet....
PS. Thanks for the kind comments. Now get Mr. Wonderful to make you some vases.
I'm having a problem figuring out why it's so bad to eat 700 calories in an hour. Hell, one candy bar in five minutes and I'm halfway there. Who are we kidding~two minutes, tops. Sorry about your newfound ambition and determination. I can't accompany you on this journey, as I've yet to find my own desire. I'll yell it from the rooftops when I do. Wait. Where'd you go?
Oh, gosh! I now realize that you think I ATE 700 calories in one measly hour....noooooo, that's not it at all. I BURNED 700 calories on the elliptical, and then proceeded to call 911. But, now that I'm tempted, I probably will freak out and down my weight in candy bars. Great, just great. :)
I don't think I could bear knowing!
This is a bad time of year for calorie counting, and you have my sympathies. Me, I think I've been sweating off pounds lately: between the heavy winter coats and boots needed for the walk to yoga and then the heat/humidity of the room, I've gotta be losing SOME kind of weight...
Pearl
YES!!! Nothing makes me happier than burning a butt load of calories in an hour. I did 1200 once, that was my best ever!!! Mostly, I average around 500 in 45 minutes. Anywho, I'm so proud of you and you just MIGHT inspire me to actually do something to actually lose weight. But i draw the line at lentil burgers. Just sayin.
I may have to look up these people from the sparks. Although, it's kind of scary. I'm starting to get smooshy again from all the sitting... and eating candy at my desk simply to stay awake sometimes, but mainly I blame the sitting. And maybe a little on the fact that I gained 8 LBS on Thanksgiving. My mother and her phenomenal cooking is the devil.
Sorry you're sick. The elliptical is the devil, too. That devil, he has many faces. I think he should take up crocheting to busy his extra time.
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