Brooke ran the Disney Marathon this past weekend. God love her. And I was there, to support her, to cheer her on, to SMILE!!!!
This smile has 'pageant mother' written all over it. I can't believe all the years I wasted sitting stone faced at tennis tournaments. Hidden talents are special, aren't they?
Looky here. Could I stretch my face any wider? I think not.
Got a special event coming up? Maybe your 60 year old daughter is finally getting married, or you have a favorite son participating in the International Square Dancing championships. Whatever it is, my talent is yours.
If you need a professional GRINNER, you know who to call.
I WILL BREAK MY FACE FOR YOU!!
3 comments:
Well, your mouth NEEDS to be huge, in order to accommodate that there ENORMOUS SUCKER. I love those, by the way, except they always look yummier than they taste. But whatever. Anyway, I would hire you in a New York minute. As soon as I have something to celebrate, expect a call.
hahahahaha. That is AWESOME! Way to be able to recognize even the most obscure of talents. There is surely a call for this great talent, somewhere, somehow!
How many times have I thought to myself, "I could really use a professional grinner right now"? OK, not that often but I will certainly keep your information hand for just those times when I need a real good grinner. Another amazing talent to add to your list.
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