"Oh, no reason." I say, gazing off into the distance.
"What's wrong?" you question, a slight touch of irritation creeping into your voice.
"Nothing", I reply, with a dramatic slump of the shoulder.
"Okay". You sigh, and turn to walk away.
"Well I'll tell you if really want to know..."
"God help me", you murmur under your breath.
I feel sad because certain people...MY PARENTS...haven't signed up to follow me on this blankety-blank blog. They know I'm in a contest to see how many suckers...I mean, folks... I can get to follow me. If I can't get people like these, they're still in their pajamas for gosh sakes! then who?
Not my oldest daughter and her boyfriend who thinks he's a duck. I'm glad she's happy about it, 'cuz personally I'm a little concerned.
Not even my nephews. Yes they are a tad bit young, but you know what? They can READ, therefore they can follow. Otherwise, what's the point of all that birthday money I've given them over the years?
But here's the real disappointment...their father. A man who wears a curly gray wig and Elton John sunglasses can't even find it in his busy day to perform one small act of kindess for his wife's sister. *Sob* After all I've done for you, giving you advice when you didn't even ask for it...well, no more Mister!
I hate to even mention these two. After all, I just met them. Yesterday. (not really, but it feels that way. That's the beauty of love. And the fact that we live 6 hours away. ) But still. You'd think they would want to support the new wife...traitors. Child and Nephew of Mr. Wonderful, meet the Wicked Stepmother.
This last picture pretty much sums it up... People who don't follow this blog are hineys...from the Peach state. There, I said it. And it feels goooood! As for my faithful 12 followers, as soon as I win the lottery I AM going to share it with you. I love you.
5 comments:
Lisa girl, your a nut!! I know what you mean though, I changed the stupid blog I don't know how many times, thinking maybe they just don't like my back ground, my borders, my pictures, my music. I mean it's not like they have check in on it everyday, JUST FOLLOW, and you never have to come back!! I bet if we said we were going to give away money, moma and dad, cuz, brother-in-law, kids..... they would all be signing up to follow, they would be signing under all sorts of names... At least your Mr. Wonderful became a follower of yours.... I have another name for my Mr. Wonderful... and it ain't wonderful.. you don't see him following me do ya!! :) But you know what, if we had all these followers, there would be "PRESSURE", to find something to blog about!!
If you build it, they will come!! :)
Cheryl~
Cheryl~
Hahaha! Cheryl thankyou for caring. You're the wind beneath my wings...well, you and Alana, my only 2 commentators.By the way, I love your blog and read it regularly! I especially liked the part when you said on your blog that you thought "French beds were sexy"...va-va voom! :)
Dear, dear Mrs. Vanderbilt. I am a follower it's just that my deceitful wife change the name to "Court". Well -- that's where I'm gonna take her butt. Please accept my sincerest apology. The years of laughing in my face and murmuring under your breath should be paid back by following your blog. I will sign-up under a "separate but equal" account and follow you from a far. Your dearest brother-in-law. Elton.
thanks for the laugh this morning...I knew you had all this "hilarity", aka "wierdness" in you! You go, girl! :)
And yes, I am a LOYAL follower...just don't ask me to suck your big toe....:)
Looks like finger pointing and mug shots have proven to be effective. Comments/followers are suddenly flowing like water...LOL! Whatever it takes...
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