Why??

Yesterday, after Elmo, I decided to indulge in a little light reading before donning my cape and tights and dashing out to save the world.





BIG MISTAKE...see for yourself.





Lured in by the question we've all been asking,

I innocently opened the magazine which, by the way came to my mailbox unsolicited.

Suspicious, don't you agree? I have no idea how it got there or why, but I do know I wanted to know "How much more can she take??"



And then I saw this:

I know. EEWWWW!!! No wonder they're having to sneak this disturbing piece of...of... creepy weirdness into the lives of the unsuspecting!
Needless to say I had to remain in my pink robe and lay down for a while. No cape, no tights, just a gentle rocking back and forth...

I need my Elmo...

P.S. Elizabeth Edwards seems to be doing well, and according to her sister, she and John had a marriage full of love and respect until John failed. Just so you know.