If a woman, whose name I will not reveal, licks a spoonful of chocolate and NOBODY sees it, do those calories count?
I didn't think so. (For those of you who answered yes... You're obviously much too hard on yourself, and need to schedule a mani/pedi/massage/mediterrean cruise as soon as you finish reading this. What do you mean, 'but I'm skinny?' That's not the point.)
*sigh*
Skinny People...they can be relentless sometimes, can't they? If they only knew how unpopular their I'm so dedicated attitude is making them. It's getting them nowhere. Except tight spots. Big deal if they can squeeze into the ridiculously narrow opening between the refrigerator and the pantry door where most people keep the broom.
Chubby people are popular. Because Chubby People are Happy People! They allow themselves a little sugar-laden chocolate every now and then. That's my own unbiased, humble, fat-faced opinion.
Sorry I stuck my tongue out at you.
Note to self: Skinny people are so sensitive these days...
Friday, January 28, 2011
Subscribe to:
Post Comments (Atom)
1 comment:
Of course, those calories don't countjust like the calories don't count when you lick the spoons as you're cleaning up the kitchen. I'm so glad to find someone who is able to put all my thoughts and feelings into words.
Post a Comment