Tuesday, April 20, 2010

Is This Who I Think It Is??

Is this man, the one I happened to be married to, who allows me against his will to publish his private photos... is this man actually a famous tennis professional?

Because if he is, he's got some 'splainin to do. As in, where's all the money dude? Not to mention the private jet, penthouse in New York, and fabulous trips around the world.
He says it's not true. He says he's just a simple country boy who just happens to own a visor and a tennis racket. (Wait! Is that a badminton racket? Well then. Surely only a famous tennis professional could have the skillz necessary to play with such an instrument.)

Hmmmmm... suspicious! Veddy, veddy suspicious!

Fact: Both are left handed
Fact:Both are sitting down
Fact:Both are fawned over by beautiful women everywhere.
Oh, the life of a sports professional.