Wednesday, August 18, 2010

I'm in LOVE!!

I've never felt this way before. Ever. Not in my whole life have I felt as giddy, and happy and SPECIAL as I have since the day THIS came into my life.

DROID!! Yep, me and my new droid are inseparable. I faithfully charge it every night, and wait with breathless anticipation for the robot noise it makes everytime I receive an email, a text, a voicemail, or an update. I know the time, the temperature, and the date, at all times.

 It's proof: I have a life.

Before my droid, I had a useless, lifeless little piece of nothing. A simple, covered in makeup cell phone that could barely keep a signal. leetle reedeekulous piece of trash, I speet upon you.

Me and my Droid...Sorta seems like it'd make a lovely country ballad...

To be sung with kazoo:

Me and my droid
We get annoid
At all the folks who stare
But we don't care
'Cause WE ARE IN LOVE!!!

Me and my droid
I hate to be coy
there's hardly any words that rhyme
that's how I know it's time
to shout, WE ARE IN LOVE!!

I hope you get to experience a love like this someday. Until then, just picture me cuddled up and smiling contentedly. May all your dreams come true.


After much fanfare and ado...

(that statement was a lie. There was NO fanfare, No ado, No parade..Yes, I'm hurt. I'm bitter, angry and resentful. But what's new?)
Anyway, with careful  consideration   and successful bribing, and since I'm just sitting here twiddling my thumbs I give you THE BLOG.
For all those who promised to send me skittles, do it now.

 You can imagine my surprise when I came to the full realization of what this means. You're life is not complete without my blog to light your way...Or maybe you simply need a good dose of mindless fodder to make you feel better. I can do that.

Or maybe, just maybe,  YOU LOVE ME!!!

I knew it.

Hugs and Kisses everyone....
Let's get down to business.