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Monday, April 19, 2010

I've Decided To Become Famous

"Cutty Thorny"...a portrait in blue...


Just yesterday. I woke up and rose from the bed (after great effort I might add. It ain't easy sleeping in a sink hole) and decided right then and there to BECOME FAMOUS. So get ready.




But first there are a few details I need to take care of. First and foremost I'll have to change my name to something more interesting. My sister reminded me that I'd chosen to change my name in first grade to "Cutty" and then in second grade I went with the more trendy "Thorny", so why not "Cutty Thorny" for a first and middle name? I don't know. They seem so elementary now. So first grade, second grade, know what I mean?




My friends have made suggestions. "Fierocia Numette" "Princess Consuela Bananahammock" "Magilla-Cutty" and the elusive "Yamayda Pew". I like them all, I really do. I'll have to pray about it and then decide.




Since I've made peace with my thighs and am willing to purchase the Lifestyle Lift, an amazing 8 hour miracle that promises to make me look twelve again, nothing seems to be standing in my way.




Other than the name change I'm pretty much good to go. Mr. Wonderful wasn't so keen on the fame thing until I told him he could be the "rich" part...Rich and Famous. So now he's all in.




It feels good to make decisions and get something accomplished. You should try it sometime.




4 comments:

Sandy aka Doris the Great said...

I personally like the last choice -- Yamayda Pew! It's short and easy to remember -- a huge bonus when looking for your 5 minutes of fame!

Love your blog and your blog name. Reasonably Chubby! Can I use that as my online Eharmony profile name?? Nothing like the truth to draw out the sincere ones, huh.

Heather @ Gerber Days said...

Haha! You have big things in your future!

The Weathered Bungalow said...

My favorite is Princess Consuela Bananahammock! hahaahah...you just made my day!

xoxo, Meredith

See Mom Smile said...

Love the names. I think it should be a combination of all. Good luck on the fame thing!