Wednesday, August 18, 2010

I'm in LOVE!!

I've never felt this way before. Ever. Not in my whole life have I felt as giddy, and happy and SPECIAL as I have since the day THIS came into my life.

DROID!! Yep, me and my new droid are inseparable. I faithfully charge it every night, and wait with breathless anticipation for the robot noise it makes everytime I receive an email, a text, a voicemail, or an update. I know the time, the temperature, and the date, at all times.

 It's proof: I have a life.

Before my droid, I had a useless, lifeless little piece of nothing. A simple, covered in makeup cell phone that could barely keep a signal. leetle reedeekulous piece of trash, I speet upon you.

Me and my Droid...Sorta seems like it'd make a lovely country ballad...

To be sung with kazoo:

Me and my droid
We get annoid
At all the folks who stare
But we don't care
'Cause WE ARE IN LOVE!!!

Me and my droid
I hate to be coy
there's hardly any words that rhyme
that's how I know it's time
to shout, WE ARE IN LOVE!!

I hope you get to experience a love like this someday. Until then, just picture me cuddled up and smiling contentedly. May all your dreams come true.


Lisa said...

We can only hope it doesn't come alive and strangle you in your sleep~as EVERYBODY KNOWS ALL ROBOTS DO~if old made for TV thriller movies are to be trusted. And they are.

ethelmaepotter! said...

I am soooo behind the times 0 I had to google droid to even see what the thing was!

May you and your droid have a long and happy life together. Should we be expecting an announcement soon?

Beach House Living said...

May your relationship always be so happy. What does this mean for Mr. Wonderful>