Dahlings, hello and good morning and all that other mushy stuff I'm prone to say on a day such as today.
You see, its TEAPARTY time here the Reasonably Chubby residence and really there could be nothing more fun.
You think your husband buying you a diamond ring would be more fun? Well, see that proves you don't know anything.
Bungee jumping? Well. that just proves you're plain crazy with a little bit of dumb thrown in.
No, dearhearts, its TEAPARTIES that are fun, the absolute most fun in all the world and I wish terribly you could all be here to join in the merriment. But, alas you cannot. So, I shall drink a cup of tea with four sugar cubes in your honor instead...
I have 7 friends coming tonight and it's taken me 7 hours to get ready. Coincidence? I think not. Thank goodness I've decided to throw a party. I needed a reason to dust. And clean the potties.
I'm serving scones with clotted cream and lemon curd, chicken salad on croissant, and of course chocolate covered strawberries.
Here's my sweet daughter slaving away in the kitchen. This thrills my heart like none other-my children being my personal servants. I asked her to wear a uniform to make it official but she refused. It's hard to find obedient help these days.
It was such a feast for the eyes I took another picture.
And another...MOTHER, she growled with a meaness I hadn't heard before...She's going to make an excellent mother someday now that she's honed 'the look'.
Dahlings, I'll be thinking of you tonight. I promise. Especially after all my guests have gone home, and I'm looking at the disaster left behind in my kitchen.
Tootles for now...Oh, and hugs and cheeky kisses!