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Wednesday, August 18, 2010

I'm in LOVE!!

I've never felt this way before. Ever. Not in my whole life have I felt as giddy, and happy and SPECIAL as I have since the day THIS came into my life.

DROID!! Yep, me and my new droid are inseparable. I faithfully charge it every night, and wait with breathless anticipation for the robot noise it makes everytime I receive an email, a text, a voicemail, or an update. I know the time, the temperature, and the date, at all times.

 It's proof: I have a life.

Before my droid, I had a useless, lifeless little piece of nothing. A simple, covered in makeup cell phone that could barely keep a signal. Bah...you leetle reedeekulous piece of trash, I speet upon you.

Me and my Droid...Sorta seems like it'd make a lovely country ballad...

To be sung with kazoo:

Me and my droid
We get annoid
At all the folks who stare
But we don't care
'Cause WE ARE IN LOVE!!!

Me and my droid
I hate to be coy
there's hardly any words that rhyme
that's how I know it's time
to shout, WE ARE IN LOVE!!

I hope you get to experience a love like this someday. Until then, just picture me cuddled up and smiling contentedly. May all your dreams come true.

3 comments:

Lisa said...

We can only hope it doesn't come alive and strangle you in your sleep~as EVERYBODY KNOWS ALL ROBOTS DO~if old made for TV thriller movies are to be trusted. And they are.

ethelmaepotter! said...

I am soooo behind the times 0 I had to google droid to even see what the thing was!

May you and your droid have a long and happy life together. Should we be expecting an announcement soon?

Beach House Living said...

May your relationship always be so happy. What does this mean for Mr. Wonderful>