Wednesday, January 12, 2011

I've Missed My Calling

  I've JUST discovered  another talent. A talent I didn't even know I had, but now that I do know, I plan on doing something with it. Sorta' like the man with the 'Golden Voice'. You've heard of him, right? I hope to be discovered SOON. Because the world needs what I have to offer...

Brooke ran the Disney Marathon this past weekend. God love her. And I was there, to support her, to cheer her on, to SMILE!!!!

This smile has  'pageant mother' written all over it. I can't believe all the years I wasted sitting stone faced at tennis tournaments. Hidden talents are special, aren't  they?

Looky here. Could I stretch my face any wider? I think not.

Got a special event coming up? Maybe your 60 year old daughter is finally getting married, or you have a favorite son participating in the International Square Dancing championships. Whatever it is, my talent is yours.

If you need a professional GRINNER, you  know who to call.


Lisa said...

Well, your mouth NEEDS to be huge, in order to accommodate that there ENORMOUS SUCKER. I love those, by the way, except they always look yummier than they taste. But whatever. Anyway, I would hire you in a New York minute. As soon as I have something to celebrate, expect a call.

Allyson & Jere said...

hahahahaha. That is AWESOME! Way to be able to recognize even the most obscure of talents. There is surely a call for this great talent, somewhere, somehow!

kay said...

How many times have I thought to myself, "I could really use a professional grinner right now"? OK, not that often but I will certainly keep your information hand for just those times when I need a real good grinner. Another amazing talent to add to your list.