Tuesday, December 28, 2010

I've been everywhere man....

'This land is your land, this land is my land'...

The Great American road trip of 2010 is a success!!
2000 miles later...
 I told Mr. Wonderful, 'good thing we like each other, huh?' He nodded in agreement while stuffing pankcakes down his throat  faster than you can say 'uh, honey, you're going to choke'. That was in Coleman, Texas, in a stinky little diner where all the people we saw had on camouflage. All The People. The women, the children, the babies, EVERYONE. I think Mr. Wonderful was eating fast 'cause him was scared!

I told him not to worry, that Texans are known for their friendly waves, and drawn out 'hhhhiiiiii'sssss'. Maybe he was just hungry. We had to wait 45 minutes to be served since they made sure every.single.local.bubba in the joint was served first. And then, we reeked of cigarette smoke for the next 6 hours.
Yes, this is what I call FUN!

Okay, so here's the low-down:
1.Atlanta, Georgia
2.Pearl, Mississippi
3.Rockwall, Texas
4.Lubbock, Texas
5 San Antonio, Texas
6.Beaumont, Texas
7.Little ol' Fairhope, Aly-bamie

We've laughed, we've ate, we've laughed, we've ate, ect., ect., ect...
Oh, yeah, and I've bonded with every elliptical at every motel we've stayed at. I hate being disciplined. It goes against my nature.But all I have to do is glance at my pretty fingernails and remember that I LOST. That's when my eyes narrow into slits and I ask Mr. Wonderful if he can drive while I run alongside the car.

New Years resolutions are for sissies!! Bring it during the holidays baby!
(Now for my ear-piercing warrioress cry, and then jammies and bed!)


Lisa said...

I'm still going to comment, even though I'm kind of pissed that you're going all eliptical on me. Now when you're skinny, what will you change your blog name to, huh? HUH? DID YOU EVER THING OF THAT? NO! YOU DIDN'T! I HAVE TO THINK OF IT FOR YOU! Geez. Anyway, glad you're having fun and next time, wear camo.

ethelmaepotter! said...

From Pearl to Fairhope, yep, I'd say you've done it all now. Nothin' else in this whole wide world worth seein'. Oh don't even try to tell me about Paris and Rome - they're so...OLD.
Glad the roadtrip was a success and you had such fine accommodations and dining experiences. And Happy New Year!