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Thursday, June 10, 2010

No Wonder I Can't Remember Anything


I've been doing this all week. As in, Every Single Day. My brain is now officially fried from the sand,  surf and sun and I'm loving every minute of it.
And here's the ridiculous part. Although I'm wearing a bathing suit EVERY SINGLE DAY I eat what I want, when I want. Because for some reason after being at the beach all day I feel as if I've run a marathon or two.

I literally have tricked myself into thinking I'm exercising. When in reality, I'm  laying there.

 Anytime I get hot and sweaty I think I'm exercising. It makes perfect sense. It's honestly the best exercise program I've ever put myself on. You should try it sometime.

You can thank me later...after you've lost your tan and have to face your white dimpled thighs, twenty pounds heavier in some cruel flourescent-lit dressing room.

 Until then, enjoy!

4 comments:

Kate said...

I'd love a sun drenched brain. When can I come?

Lisa said...

You know, just READING about you FEELING like you're exercising, makes ME have sympathy eating desires. So I'm sucking down some fudge, because I feel thin, because YOU feel thin. Thanks for the vicarious beach time.

Beach House Living said...

Sunbathing is a serious job so it is no wonder it feels like exercise. I thought posing just so required the use of muscles...

Kay said...

Anything that makes one sweat is definitely exercise.